sharptea:

Arthur laughed softly and kicked their motionless bodies. ”So now you drag them behind the bushes, ok?” he chimed happily as he walked ahead of him. ”After all we wouldn’t want to get caught in this world. Who know what would happen to us”

While the other was gone from his sight, he looked back at their counterparts in disgust. “Why the fuck do I gotta do everything ‘round here?” he grumbled as he picked up Arthur’s body and dragged it into the bush. It wasn’t as easy with Alfred’s, he had to put one arm over his shoulder and hold him by the waist. “Geez, you’re fucking heavy…” he muttered to himself as he slowly carried him to the bushes alongside Arthur. He laid him there gently next to the body and looked down at them. It was just all too easy from the way they got them and it was a shame too since it wasn’t as fun.

He looked back where Arthur left him, following after as he called out. “Yo! wait for me, dammit!”