'Sup, the name's Alfred F. Jones. Apparently I'm part of that 2p thing you faggots keep mentionin'. I still dunno what the fuck that means but whatever. Welcome.

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Independent 2p!Alfred account!
➥ because starting at the begining might work better

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Arthur laughed softly and kicked their motionless bodies. ”So now you drag them behind the bushes, ok?” he chimed happily as he walked ahead of him. ”After all we wouldn’t want to get caught in this world. Who know what would happen to us”

While the other was gone from his sight, he looked back at their counterparts in disgust. “Why the fuck do I gotta do everything ‘round here?” he grumbled as he picked up Arthur’s body and dragged it into the bush. It wasn’t as easy with Alfred’s, he had to put one arm over his shoulder and hold him by the waist. “Geez, you’re fucking heavy…” he muttered to himself as he slowly carried him to the bushes alongside Arthur. He laid him there gently next to the body and looked down at them. It was just all too easy from the way they got them and it was a shame too since it wasn’t as fun.

He looked back where Arthur left him, following after as he called out. “Yo! wait for me, dammit!”

”Because I don’t want to~” he yelled after him, grinning. He skipped ahead off him and didn’t think of waiting up until he looked over his shoulder and saw him disappear behind the bushes with his own counterpart. He smirked and waited for the other. ”Why did it take you so long? I was about to get bored on my own” he whined.

He took a breather when he finally caught up with Arthur once again. He only scowled at him as he walked aside him as he answered. “It wouldn’t have took so long if you would’a helped me, lazy ass.” Alfred glanced around, and that’s when he knew he was right about what he said. This world did looked a lot better already. There were bright lights all around them and the streets were a lot cleaner. Even the tall buildings looked better taken care of. Some people looked just as happy as their counterparts were as they walked past them and talked among each other and others looked like they were in a hurry to go somewhere—well, it was a city after all. The mean look Alfred had on his face soon faded, quietly admiring the new scenery. He didn’t want to leave anytime soon now.

”I’m not a lazy ass. I just didn’t want to get myself dirty” he whined, his gaze soon distracted, by the clean, bright city. He gaped at the buildings and the people who were laughing and talking. He turned around to meet Alfred’s gaze.”Why didn’t we do this earlier. I mean, look at this place. Our home is nothing compared with it”

Alfred didn’t look back at Arthur and replied in a much softer tone. “Yeah, you’re right…” It’s much better than their home, in fact. The atmosphere was a lot more pleasant and friendly… most of all safer. The American took one last glance before his attention shifts to Arthur. “Where d’ya wanna go first?”


February 23, 2012 // 58 notes
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