'Sup, the name's Alfred F. Jones. Apparently I'm part of that 2p thing you faggots keep mentionin'. I still dunno what the fuck that means but whatever. Welcome.

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((LOL BRO HERE WE GO LOL ))

The blonde stumbled a bit, stretching and walking into the living room before plopping himself down on the couch. Tipsy might have been a understatement at this point, but it was what the man would probably describe himself as. He tossed his feet up on the coffee table in front of him, a lazy grin on his face.

Matt dropped the empty bottle onto the floor, humming to himself as he stared at the TV. He wasn’t entirely sure what this program was about, but it was something entertaining enough in his inebriated opinion.

[ LOOOOL SDFDSDS ]

“Matt!”

There was a few knocks coming from the door that was so loud it made Matthew’s TV inaudible. “Open the goddamn door already!” Alfred yelled, being just as obnoxious as his knocking, if you could even call it that. It was more like violent drumming. He’s been out there for a while now, but not for too long. “I know you’re there, asswipe!” He growled to himself, his teeth were clenched and showed a bit at a corner of his mouth as they gritted.

The man let out a whine, getting up slowly,” Shut yer traaaap. M’comiiing.” He huffed, walking over to the door sluggishly before opening it. The grin reappeared on his face, cocking his head to the side,” Broooo! Wha’cha doing here at this time of night? I wasn’t expecting company, ya know.”

As soon as Matthew finally answered the door, Alfred stopped and looked at him. He could smell the alcohol still lingering from his brother. “Shit, bro.” he finally said, allowing himself in the house. “Have you been drinking again?” He glanced at the empty beer bottles lying on the floor and coffee table and the odor was a lot more stronger than on Matthew. “Goddamn, how many fucking drinks did you have?” He thought about just leaving and not having to deal with this— then again, he was already here. And he knew how his brother was when he was drunk. He just won’t let him go.

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February 29, 2012 // 5 notes
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  1. unitedstatesofuckyou reblogged this from itscanadabitches and added:
    Alfred growled, “You friggin’ wreak of booze too.” he removed the other’s arm from his shoulder and glared at him. He...
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    “Just a little,” He stared, blinking at him before yawning,” not as much as I could’ve, y’know.” Matt was generally...
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