'Sup, the name's Alfred F. Jones. Apparently I'm part of that 2p thing you faggots keep mentionin'. I still dunno what the fuck that means but whatever. Welcome.

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Independent 2p!Alfred account!
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rulebritannia:

Oh, ouch. Then, I suppose that’s your own fault, like I could care. So, you wouldn’t mind if I take my leave now? -Glares at again.-

Be my fucking guest.

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rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

Well, unless you want something I shall be on my way. I would rather be somewhere else than allow you to waste any more of my time.

And where the fuck do you think you’re going?

Home since it appeals to me more than standing here with you. What’s wrong, is there a problem? -He raises an eyebrow again while staring at him.-

-Pretends to sound hurt.- Ouch, Artie. That’s harsh. What kind of “gentleman” are you?

-Looks towards Alfred again, an unamused expression on his face.- You don’t deserves a gentleman’s kindness nor time. If you want respect, you have to give respect also. I suggest you start taking that in.

I would if I didn’t hate your fucking guts so much.

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rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

Well, unless you want something I shall be on my way. I would rather be somewhere else than allow you to waste any more of my time.

And where the fuck do you think you’re going?

Home since it appeals to me more than standing here with you. What’s wrong, is there a problem? -He raises an eyebrow again while staring at him.-

-Pretends to sound hurt.- Ouch, Artie. That’s harsh. What kind of “gentleman” are you?

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Well, unless you want something I shall be on my way. I would rather be somewhere else than allow you to waste any more of my time.

And where the fuck do you think you’re going?

(Source: unitedstatesofuckyou)

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rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

-Gives a dull look.- How the hell did you get here? [ HEY BBY HEY BBY HEY. ♥ ]

-Raises his eyebrow at the ‘welcome’.- I was just passing through. Do you have to be so rude? A nice “hello” would be good for a change though in your case, nothing would do a better job.

((HEY HEY HEY SEXY. <3))

-Chuckles bitterly.- Oh, my apologies. I’ll do better next time.

-Mumbles in a sarcastic tone.- Oh, I’m sure you will. Then again, I shall not get my hopes up. 

Guess that’s one thing we can agree on, huh, Artie?

Sod off, I would never want to agree with you. In fact, I’m puzzled by why I’m still here talking to you. 

That’s too fucking bad, ‘cause it sounds like you did.

I’m quite sure I didn’t. The thought of agreeing with you is impossible for me. Our minds work far too differently and I hope it stays that way. -He gives a small glare towards him.-

-Gives an arrogant grin to meet the other’s glare.- Whatever you say, Art. Though, I couldn’t care less.

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rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

-Gives a dull look.- How the hell did you get here? [ HEY BBY HEY BBY HEY. ♥ ]

-Raises his eyebrow at the ‘welcome’.- I was just passing through. Do you have to be so rude? A nice “hello” would be good for a change though in your case, nothing would do a better job.

((HEY HEY HEY SEXY. <3))

-Chuckles bitterly.- Oh, my apologies. I’ll do better next time.

-Mumbles in a sarcastic tone.- Oh, I’m sure you will. Then again, I shall not get my hopes up. 

Guess that’s one thing we can agree on, huh, Artie?

Sod off, I would never want to agree with you. In fact, I’m puzzled by why I’m still here talking to you. 

That’s too fucking bad, ‘cause it sounds like you did.

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rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

-Gives a dull look.- How the hell did you get here? [ HEY BBY HEY BBY HEY. ♥ ]

-Raises his eyebrow at the ‘welcome’.- I was just passing through. Do you have to be so rude? A nice “hello” would be good for a change though in your case, nothing would do a better job.

((HEY HEY HEY SEXY. <3))

-Chuckles bitterly.- Oh, my apologies. I’ll do better next time.

-Mumbles in a sarcastic tone.- Oh, I’m sure you will. Then again, I shall not get my hopes up. 

Guess that’s one thing we can agree on, huh, Artie?

➥ rulebritannia started following you

rulebritannia:

unitedstatesofuckyou:

-Gives a dull look.- How the hell did you get here? [ HEY BBY HEY BBY HEY. ♥ ]

-Raises his eyebrow at the ‘welcome’.- I was just passing through. Do you have to be so rude? A nice “hello” would be good for a change though in your case, nothing would do a better job.

((HEY HEY HEY SEXY. <3))

-Chuckles bitterly.- Oh, my apologies. I’ll do better next time.

➥ rulebritannia started following you

-Gives a dull look.- How the hell did you get here? [ HEY BBY HEY BBY HEY. ♥ ]